These Pointy Fucking Shoes., Jez: What's an epistiotomy? Mark: You don't wanna...

Jez: What's an epistiotomy?
Mark: You don't wanna know, mate.
Jez: Why?
Mark: Well, you know between your bum and your genitals, that area?
Jez: Ohh yeah, that's one of my favourite areas.
Mark: Yeah, well, imagine someone snipping it with scissors.
Jez: Oh my fucking life.

7 February

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Scott // Connecticut

Twenty-something. Loves music; listening and playing... if only he was any good at the latter. On the other hand, put a plastic instrument in front of him; he can likely kick your ass at Rock Band. Likes the New York Giants and the New York Yankees. Will drop anything and everything to watch Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Stella, The Office, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development, How I Met Your Mother, and/or MST3K. Likes motor scooters. Has desperate desires and unadmirable plans. His tongue will taste of gin and malicious intent.

I am a jack of all asses.

If my life had a face, you would punch it in the balls.

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